officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

darkwingsnark:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

JE SUS

(via awkwardvagina)

(Source: fawncore, via unbarred)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via seedy)